Dita Von Teese pulls off things that mere mortals cannot -- and you have to give her props for being consistent, and consistently off-beat.
But on the other hand:
I wouldn't have given this outfit another look -- well, except to confirm that her pants are hemmed properly -- if not for the lady top hat glued to her forehead. As innately glam as Dita is, I still can't quite escape the feeling that she's been appointed the ringmaster of the Mad Hatter's Fantabulous Wacktacular Dormouse Circus and Tea Shed.
Now, what can you say about her outfit?
